Clay Aiken announced the other day that he was gay. Like this is news. In my defense, it’s been a really slow week, ok?
Alright, that wasn’t much of an update. It was three sentences. But, I mean, nothing has happened this week. At least, nothing that I can stretch out to about ten paragraphs. Lemme give it a try:
- Fracture Demo Released; I continue not to care
- The Emmy’s. 30 Rock swept the comedy categories, despite being the lowest rated of the nominees.
- Spirit Week at school. Update coming after the pep rally (ugh.)
- Congress voted to allow drilling up to 50 miles off the shoreline. This suspiciously close to their night of fun with Minerals Management Service employees.
- In unrelated news, Mineral Management Services, a federal branch overseeing revenue from oil drilling, turned down approximately 10,000 male job-seekers in a single day.
- Season three of Heroes starts. Similarly to Fracture, I don’t care.
That’s all for today. More Friday. If you’re lucky.
